The Allotment Wife

The world’s smallest lettuce

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So it’s official. We’ve now been welcomed to Allotment World by the Allotment Committee – who call themselves the Allotment Police, though so far they’ve not been the least bit scary – quite the reverse in fact. Everyone’s been incredibly kind, so I hope they’ll keep smiling through all the newbie questions we’re bound to ask, and the things we don’t know yet.

What is scary though is the fact that, apparently, this September they are going to hold their first ever Allotment Society competition. Ooh-err, no pressure then!! I fear we will be very late to the fray in terms of preparation, so I’m planning to go for The World’s Smallest Lettuce. It’s the only thing we have a chance of being placed in, so far. Alas, I suspect it won’t be a category when the competition rules appear …

Anne Brooke Books
Gay Reads UK
The Gathandrian Fantasy Trilogy (gay-themed)

Author: annebrooke

Anne Brooke lives in Surrey, UK, and writes in a variety of genres, including gay erotic romance, fantasy, comedy, thrillers, biblical fiction and the occasional chicklit novel. When not writing, she spends time in the garden attempting to differentiate between flowers and weeds, and in the allotment attempting to grow vegetables. Occasionally, she can also be found in the kitchen making cakes. Every now and again, they are edible. Her websites can be found at:,, and (for fantasy fiction).

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